{"id":404,"date":"2016-08-22T01:59:43","date_gmt":"2016-08-22T01:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/?p=404"},"modified":"2016-08-22T01:59:43","modified_gmt":"2016-08-22T01:59:43","slug":"dear-synopsis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Dear Synopsis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear synopsis,<br \/>\nYou &#038; me? We got a problem. See you&#8217;re supposed to help me sell my manuscript to agents. You&#8217;re supposed to be a road map of my stories plot. Event A begets even B etc. I can understand that But see here&#8217;s my problem with you. You&#8217;re too bloody short! Nobody can agree on the length to make you. One page?, Two pages?, As many as five? How much detail am I supposed to tell you? How do I incite interest and still keep you so short? You irritate me synopsis. I&#8217;m coming after you. Put your affairs in order. You&#8217;re gonna get done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear synopsis, You &#038; me? We got a problem. See you&#8217;re supposed to help me sell my manuscript to agents. You&#8217;re supposed to be a road map of my stories plot. Event A begets even B etc. I can understand that But see here&#8217;s my problem with you. You&#8217;re too bloody short! Nobody can agree on the length to make you. One page?, Two pages?, As many as five? How much detail am I supposed to tell you? How do I incite interest and still keep you so short? You irritate me synopsis. I&#8217;m coming after you. Put your affairs&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/parkin.silverfir.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}